What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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womens rights to vote

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Take my wife- to the store.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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