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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Wy did the chicken?

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

A snake walks into a bar

hit the thumbs down button

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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