- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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