- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What number comes after 29? 30.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

wanna hear a joke? not really

this is a joke

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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