What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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7>6

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Passing by

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Hello penis

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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