why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Starter clothing

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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the battle of waterloo

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

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