Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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KSI

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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A Weight loss service that works

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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