what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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