What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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