How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Knock knock It's open

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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