A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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