How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

My mom caught me masturbating.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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