Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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women's rights

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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