- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

That's Racist

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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