- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

space is fun

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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