Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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