Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Your mother

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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