Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Whats9+10 19

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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