Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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