- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Google Doodles

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

The penn state football administration

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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