An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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FAP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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YOLO.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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women's rights

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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