there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

cms.......?????

thumb_up thumb_down +33

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

thumb_up thumb_down +33

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

thumb_up thumb_down +31

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why was Timmy sad?

thumb_up thumb_down +29

7

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops