Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Where's my shotgun

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Canida

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How do magnets work?

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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