What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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GONNA

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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