Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Hey

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Your mother

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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