Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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