What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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hi. thats what she said.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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