- Anti Joke

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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