Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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fabien

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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