you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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8=D

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Josh kissing a girl

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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