- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

whats long and black? a baton

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

poop

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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