- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

French people

Women Voting

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Sex. That is all.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Canida

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

T-Dog scare me

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