Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Pickles

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A man walks into a bar.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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women leaving the kitchen

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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women playing football?

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Knock knock Come in!

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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