what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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My mom.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Did you know?

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Susie has Autism

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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