Covietz has a large penis

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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