Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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KEVIN HART

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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shut up

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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A man. That is all.

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Tim's gay.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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cot!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Your Mom

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