- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

No.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Grapefruit.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

You know George Washington? He died.

Ancient Greeks rights

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What flys? A fly

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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