I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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A van drives into a car.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Anti Joke

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