- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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