Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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