- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

come along children

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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