why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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