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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

balls in ya mouf

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Black people

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Women's rights.

What's gay and gay? Joe

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

...and I'm a Mormon.

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