Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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World peace

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Avery has crabs.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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