A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Slavery

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Bing

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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