- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Womens rights.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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