What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Turtles

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Water, please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Anti Joke

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