Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Pickle!

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Oliver's friends

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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