What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Women's rights

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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