why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Small breasts.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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