Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Rick Perry.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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black people. that is all...

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potato

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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