- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Guess what? SHADAP

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

poop.........

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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