Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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